love THIS...

THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" (or said I'm done being married to you now...) And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports (ok football is the exception), never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

THE END


and a post script to my last entry ~ i got a STAR as an early Christmas gift... SEE that's exactly what I mean... now i'll never have to wish on anyone else's star... and it is the 2nd star to the right...